Ah. Valentine's Day. A day of romance, fake chocolate, overpriced flowers, handmade cards, serenades, expensive dinners, pink and red stuffed animals, and mushy love quotes.
It's the worst.
I really just don't like Valentine's Day. Never did. I never really grasped the concept of it. I mean, why do I have to buy a bunch of cheap cards and little candy hearts that taste like chalk just to tell somebody I love them? Come on now. That's not expressing love. That's just disappointing.
The real reason I don't like Valentine's Day is the change in people. I feel like there are a few different generic types of people that emerge from the human race on V-Day, none of them exceptionally likeable. But to each his own. Let us commence.
First of all is that girl that we all know who is so crazy head-over-heels in love with her boyfriend and is having such an amazing Valentine's Day and is making sure that everybody knows it by posting it all over Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc.
Honey. You're like, twelve. Get over yourself.
The second type of person is the angry, hateful, I-despise-everybody loser. They have a "grumpy cat" personality and makes sure everybody knows it. 97% of the time, this person is single, and not happily so. Can you say bitter?
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Yet another personality is the single person who isn't bitter, but completely and totally depressing and also makes sure the entire world knows it. (What is with all these people making sure everybody knows when nobody cares?!) Seriously! No. One. Is. Interested.
^ There is probably a reason for that too. ^
Valentine's Day is cute and all that. Granted. But really the only people who benefit from it are Kitty's Flowers, Kay Jewelers, Hallmark, and Hershey's. Good for the businesses! But hint hint, February 15th could be a holiday itself!
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Well everybody, I'm out. I'm going to be counting my pennies and heading to the big clearance bins of chocolate on Friday. Whatever you plan on doing for Valentine's Day, I hope you have fun doing it. I will be spending mine with a couple of things that mean a lot to me. Luke Austin Zockoll and Dairy Queen.
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Happy Valentine's Day everybody. And happy eighteenth birthday to Jacelyn. I will be bringing you chocolate. (:
It's the worst.
I really just don't like Valentine's Day. Never did. I never really grasped the concept of it. I mean, why do I have to buy a bunch of cheap cards and little candy hearts that taste like chalk just to tell somebody I love them? Come on now. That's not expressing love. That's just disappointing.
The real reason I don't like Valentine's Day is the change in people. I feel like there are a few different generic types of people that emerge from the human race on V-Day, none of them exceptionally likeable. But to each his own. Let us commence.
First of all is that girl that we all know who is so crazy head-over-heels in love with her boyfriend and is having such an amazing Valentine's Day and is making sure that everybody knows it by posting it all over Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc.
Honey. You're like, twelve. Get over yourself.
The second type of person is the angry, hateful, I-despise-everybody loser. They have a "grumpy cat" personality and makes sure everybody knows it. 97% of the time, this person is single, and not happily so. Can you say bitter?
Yet another personality is the single person who isn't bitter, but completely and totally depressing and also makes sure the entire world knows it. (What is with all these people making sure everybody knows when nobody cares?!) Seriously! No. One. Is. Interested.
^ There is probably a reason for that too. ^
Valentine's Day is cute and all that. Granted. But really the only people who benefit from it are Kitty's Flowers, Kay Jewelers, Hallmark, and Hershey's. Good for the businesses! But hint hint, February 15th could be a holiday itself!
Well everybody, I'm out. I'm going to be counting my pennies and heading to the big clearance bins of chocolate on Friday. Whatever you plan on doing for Valentine's Day, I hope you have fun doing it. I will be spending mine with a couple of things that mean a lot to me. Luke Austin Zockoll and Dairy Queen.
Happy Valentine's Day everybody. And happy eighteenth birthday to Jacelyn. I will be bringing you chocolate. (:
That last picture is so you!
ReplyDeleteI pretty much love every blog you have written but this is probably one of my favorites I love the pictures.
ReplyDeleteThe entire blog is amazing, but the grumpy cat is my favorite. Absolutely love him lol.
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