All right. This blog is going to be crazy random, simply because I haven't the slightest clue what to blog about specifically and I must have something interesting to write about so that I don't fall asleep right here and now.
Yeah. Kinda like that.
Anyway. This particular blog is going to be about birthdays, because mine is tomorrow and +Jourdan Diskin's is today. In case you weren't aware. Blah blah blah, happy birthday to us, now let the festivities begin!
Fact. Most people celebrate their birthdays in August. I don't know why. Probably because winter birthdays are downers. Boo to cold weather.
More than half of the cards sent in the United States every year are for birthdays. Over two billion birthday cards. Waste of paper. Everybody knows they're just a way to conceal birthday money.
Birthday parties were originally invented because the ancient people believed that evil spirits were attracted to people on their birthdays. That's why birthday parties today consist of wishes, noisemakers, laughter, and various people always hugging you. No evil spirits there.
In conclusion, happy birthday to Jourdan and myself and have a good Friday. Wear plaid.
As a person who celebrates his birthday in August, I agree: I couldn't stand having a winter birthday. Way to cold and too dark outside.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that bad, Jonathan. You just have to know how to throw the right kind of party. Granted it can't be outside, but you can still throw some awesome indoor parties.
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